my sins are starlets, ringlets, and fire-wagons
my thoughts are elderly firemen that aren't able to save me anymore
they're just too old
my legs are volcanoes, my breasts are male breasts so they are very small
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
under sill
out of body out of mind out of luck out of order out of stamps out of milk out of diapers out of time
I
I have
a strange
sensation
that you
you've left
this whole damn nation
with a blast with a halo with a blast with a balance
of five million in euros
someone sang to me
take one step closer and i'll scream
bring out the seeds and the abandoned children from a step family
of sparrows
i'm barely even there
i'm not there

I
I have
a strange
sensation
that you
you've left
this whole damn nation
with a blast with a halo with a blast with a balance
of five million in euros
someone sang to me
take one step closer and i'll scream
bring out the seeds and the abandoned children from a step family
of sparrows
i'm barely even there
i'm not there

Tuesday, November 18, 2008
taste with
to say i like to stay on planets cursed with elegant animatronics
is to say i don't have any morals or any idea who's got the best of
series dedicated to the government
i know what you're thinking, wise guy
you have stated once every year for the last fifteen years what your idea of
patronizing is
and i am here for the next thousand years repeating over and over again that i
sat
and
sat for a very good reason
and i am never getting up
i promise
i am never getting up again
is to say i don't have any morals or any idea who's got the best of
series dedicated to the government
i know what you're thinking, wise guy
you have stated once every year for the last fifteen years what your idea of
patronizing is
and i am here for the next thousand years repeating over and over again that i
sat
and
sat for a very good reason
and i am never getting up
i promise
i am never getting up again
Thursday, October 23, 2008
brought sack
In the spirit of "Epic Movie" "Not Another Teen Movie" and "Scary Movie" I will be directing a movie in the new future called "A Movie Based Off of a Book" in which I will reference, in a very post-modern way, every film, young and old, that has ever based their story off of a book .
Movies based off of a book I will parodize:
-The Davinci Code
-All three LOTR
-All 7 Harry Potters
- To Kill a Mockingbird
-Congo
-The Exorcist
-The Golden Compass
-Every Disney film that follows an existing story
-Oh Brother, Where art thou?
-The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
-Babysitter's Club
-Danny, Champion of the World
-Everything is Illuminated
-Fight Club
-Pet Cemetary
-The Godfather
-It
-The Hunt for Red October
and every other movie based off of a book. It will be the new standard length of 2 1/2 hours long and will star John Stamos, Shelley Duvall, OJ Simpson, and the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Movies based off of a book I will parodize:
-The Davinci Code
-All three LOTR
-All 7 Harry Potters
- To Kill a Mockingbird
-Congo
-The Exorcist
-The Golden Compass
-Every Disney film that follows an existing story
-Oh Brother, Where art thou?
-The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
-Babysitter's Club
-Danny, Champion of the World
-Everything is Illuminated
-Fight Club
-Pet Cemetary
-The Godfather
-It
-The Hunt for Red October
and every other movie based off of a book. It will be the new standard length of 2 1/2 hours long and will star John Stamos, Shelley Duvall, OJ Simpson, and the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Monday, October 20, 2008
some of
Friday, October 17, 2008
run town
this trunk has been to paris
this trunk has been to jeep
this trunk don't take anthropology
this trunk's been put to sleep
been workin on tryin to work on the blood
the blood of this and every un-generation
this trunk has been to jeep
this trunk don't take anthropology
this trunk's been put to sleep
been workin on tryin to work on the blood
the blood of this and every un-generation
Thursday, October 9, 2008
if so
junior senior broke up on september 26th. i just found out. i am really sad. first the blood brothers, now this. who's next? rooney?
until some
what is forever when you aren't dead
for forever has no consequence
sure, i could say, "lets kiss forever" but at some point there is going to be a break
like after i get old
or you get old
and our skin un-youngs and sags
and our features un-feature
we forget our grade school teachers
and we can't remember watching
army kids with no dads
but just to be cute i am going to say
"lets kiss forever"
for forever has no consequence
sure, i could say, "lets kiss forever" but at some point there is going to be a break
like after i get old
or you get old
and our skin un-youngs and sags
and our features un-feature
we forget our grade school teachers
and we can't remember watching
army kids with no dads
but just to be cute i am going to say
"lets kiss forever"
Thursday, October 2, 2008
whats to
"While punk, disco and hip hop all had immersive, intimate and energetic dance styles that liberated the dancer from his/her mental states – be it the head-spinning b-boy or violent thrashings of a live punk show – the hipster has more of a joke dance. A faux shrug shuffle that mocks the very idea of dancing or, at its best, illustrates a non-committal fear of expression typified in a weird twitch/ironic twist. The dancers are too self-aware to let themselves feel any form of liberation; they shuffle along, shrugging themselves into oblivion."
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
this boy
me: rorybruggeman: i love you
seriously
me: i love you too
rorybruggeman: like i'd get with you so fast
me: r u a h0m0?
rorybruggeman: no way fagg
i'm just saying
i'd get with you
me: oh like friends do sometimes\
rorybruggeman: exactly.
seriously
me: i love you too
rorybruggeman: like i'd get with you so fast
me: r u a h0m0?
rorybruggeman: no way fagg
i'm just saying
i'd get with you
me: oh like friends do sometimes\
rorybruggeman: exactly.
lissa: funny because rory says those things to me all the time
me: that two timing hussy...
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
sand tired
try to bring back everything from the last time you joined to circus
try to tell me im not on everything you stole from the circus
try to sing me the songs you remember from when you orchestrated the circus
try to teach me all of the choreography
all of the moves, moves, moves
try to break all of those bad habits you learned and relearned while you were stealing a circus
steal me away from my bedroom
take me to the circus
steal my pillow and my blankets and my unfitted sheets and take me to the circus
remind me of your name cause its hard to comprehend things while you're asleep
if im asleep when you wake up then forget about the circus
try to tell me im not on everything you stole from the circus
try to sing me the songs you remember from when you orchestrated the circus
try to teach me all of the choreography
all of the moves, moves, moves
try to break all of those bad habits you learned and relearned while you were stealing a circus
steal me away from my bedroom
take me to the circus
steal my pillow and my blankets and my unfitted sheets and take me to the circus
remind me of your name cause its hard to comprehend things while you're asleep
if im asleep when you wake up then forget about the circus
Sunday, September 7, 2008
sit in
i wanna know
will you ever take the blame
coming down
from the clouds we will go into shock
it will take between 5 and 10 minutes to revive us
recuperation is a lot more difficult when you can't breathe
fortunately for me i can
unfortunately for you i have the flu
will you ever take the blame
coming down
from the clouds we will go into shock
it will take between 5 and 10 minutes to revive us
recuperation is a lot more difficult when you can't breathe
fortunately for me i can
unfortunately for you i have the flu
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
gone the
Dear Beloved,
Greetings in the name of the most high God. The source through which I got your contact gave me the confidence to reach you,perhaps trustworthy to disclose this important issue to you. I know I can trust you by giving you the priority of recieving my inherited fund in your country.
My name is Mrs Rebecca Buka, I am a complete citizen of Sierra-Leon,widow to late cheif Adam Romel Buka whom i lost a couple of months ago. My late husband was a dearest one serving director of the Agro-exporting board until his death, he was assassinated by the rebels during the political uprising in Sierra-Leon.
Before his death he had a foreign account in ivory coast where he made a deposit of US$8.7 Million Dollars which he wanted to use to purchase cocoa processing machine for his intended personal factory before his untimely death.
Being that this part of the world experiences political crises time without number, there is no guarantee of lives and property. I cannot invest this money here any longer, despite it has been my late husband's industrial plan. I want you to do me a favour to receive this fund to a safe account in your country or any safer place as my late husband's foreign business partner. I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your country.
I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for contacting you. Please if you are willing to assist me, take out a moment of your very busy schedule and reply urgently with the below informations .
1. Your full name, contact address
2. Your phone and fax numbers.
3. Occupation. through this email id rbuka2008@yahoo.com .
Once i confirm these, I will submit offical to the bank as my late husband foriegn business partner so that the bank will transfer this money into your account.
I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hearing from you soonest.
Thanks and may God Bless you.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Rebecca Buka
Greetings in the name of the most high God. The source through which I got your contact gave me the confidence to reach you,perhaps trustworthy to disclose this important issue to you. I know I can trust you by giving you the priority of recieving my inherited fund in your country.
My name is Mrs Rebecca Buka, I am a complete citizen of Sierra-Leon,widow to late cheif Adam Romel Buka whom i lost a couple of months ago. My late husband was a dearest one serving director of the Agro-exporting board until his death, he was assassinated by the rebels during the political uprising in Sierra-Leon.
Before his death he had a foreign account in ivory coast where he made a deposit of US$8.7 Million Dollars which he wanted to use to purchase cocoa processing machine for his intended personal factory before his untimely death.
Being that this part of the world experiences political crises time without number, there is no guarantee of lives and property. I cannot invest this money here any longer, despite it has been my late husband's industrial plan. I want you to do me a favour to receive this fund to a safe account in your country or any safer place as my late husband's foreign business partner. I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your country.
I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for contacting you. Please if you are willing to assist me, take out a moment of your very busy schedule and reply urgently with the below informations .
1. Your full name, contact address
2. Your phone and fax numbers.
3. Occupation. through this email id rbuka2008@yahoo.com .
Once i confirm these, I will submit offical to the bank as my late husband foriegn business partner so that the bank will transfer this money into your account.
I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hearing from you soonest.
Thanks and may God Bless you.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Rebecca Buka
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
youre the
tell her something we haven't heard
we want to listen
we want to know everything you're about to tell her
sources tell us that what you are about to tell her will not only change everything
but the words will actually never change at all
if its hard to understand that then i encourage you to look it up
you're great at looking things up
and down
and then up again but once you've made it there you've already
exhausted yourself and your attention span is
shot
we want to listen
we want to know everything you're about to tell her
sources tell us that what you are about to tell her will not only change everything
but the words will actually never change at all
if its hard to understand that then i encourage you to look it up
you're great at looking things up
and down
and then up again but once you've made it there you've already
exhausted yourself and your attention span is
shot
Sunday, July 27, 2008
tried so
everyone knows what the draws are
everyone has a bone to pick
with the lawyer and the prison and the bricks and the barber
and the soldiers who are older than the pearls inside the harbor
everyone has a bone to pick
with the lawyer and the prison and the bricks and the barber
and the soldiers who are older than the pearls inside the harbor
Friday, July 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
well we
Sad silk swallow swallowed up by the sea
french filled windows singing, "fancy coffee."
i'm not so sure about the silvery blues
but i'm positively certain that i'm in love with you.
french filled windows singing, "fancy coffee."
i'm not so sure about the silvery blues
but i'm positively certain that i'm in love with you.
Friday, June 6, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
saddleship mystery cake and a whispy microphone on breezy bone salad, draft, fingery, blister on a back track
i have the hips i have the boots i have the black sink and trombone
but where is the microphone
gimme da break
da back break
who is on tour forever in japan
only in japan is where ive been today
to date
we date
yeah, we date
i like everything i've heard so far, which isn't very far
in fact, i've been further
than japan
i have the hips i have the boots i have the black sink and trombone
but where is the microphone
gimme da break
da back break
who is on tour forever in japan
only in japan is where ive been today
to date
we date
yeah, we date
i like everything i've heard so far, which isn't very far
in fact, i've been further
than japan
Friday, March 28, 2008
wait it
back on the back step
the badlands are the barrier
the badlands are the picture of a busted
beat up
broken cannon ball
and all i want to do is breathe and breathe
for the second
and third
and fourth
and fifth time
who needs magic when i've got you
the badlands are the barrier
the badlands are the picture of a busted
beat up
broken cannon ball
and all i want to do is breathe and breathe
for the second
and third
and fourth
and fifth time
who needs magic when i've got you
Friday, March 7, 2008
send a
saturday is when the holocaust comes to town
i've been waiting since last saturday
there's nothing like a forecast
that tells me
I am going on a Ghost Paris Bye Bye Birdie
Holiday.
i've been waiting since last saturday
there's nothing like a forecast
that tells me
I am going on a Ghost Paris Bye Bye Birdie
Holiday.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
thats if
saddle up, buttercup
we're going for a ride
to an academic forest
with brown-shadowed butterflies
"i'll take it medium rare," said the orphan to the doctor
"who are you to call me 'doctor'?" said the doctor to the child
"i'm an organism with a certificate that says you're lonely," was the orphan's fraternal response
"that makes two of us, charley," and then they both went inside
we're going for a ride
to an academic forest
with brown-shadowed butterflies
"i'll take it medium rare," said the orphan to the doctor
"who are you to call me 'doctor'?" said the doctor to the child
"i'm an organism with a certificate that says you're lonely," was the orphan's fraternal response
"that makes two of us, charley," and then they both went inside
Sunday, February 10, 2008
as a
satan was a jockey
with a horse in every window
at night he plays the victim
who is totally in the know
save it for the sailors
on a train
and with 'The Whalers'
i wish i was a black man
with a guitar
with a horse in every window
at night he plays the victim
who is totally in the know
save it for the sailors
on a train
and with 'The Whalers'
i wish i was a black man
with a guitar
Thursday, February 7, 2008
if the
things should be much more simple
with a sore throat
things like jogging and biking and testing
and blogging and hiking and infesting
and just being true to your school
itll be okay, baby
take two of these and call me in the morning
every time i hate it
te recuerdo constantamente
with a sore throat
things like jogging and biking and testing
and blogging and hiking and infesting
and just being true to your school
itll be okay, baby
take two of these and call me in the morning
every time i hate it
te recuerdo constantamente
Saturday, February 2, 2008
and on
my friends are in a fist fight
my friends are in a fist fight
my friends have had a fist fight
my friends have had a fist fight
they never knew what it was like
never knew what it was like
they never knew what it was like
my friends my friends my friends
have had are in a fist fight
my friends are in a fist fight
my friends have had a fist fight
my friends have had a fist fight
they never knew what it was like
never knew what it was like
they never knew what it was like
my friends my friends my friends
have had are in a fist fight
Friday, February 1, 2008
out on
I was born on the back of an abandoned canyon
the canyon was made out of fiberglass
friends that would visit, not friends
were more frequent
i might be made out of fiberglass
tell everyone that nothing can grow while
the valley is crawling with spies
tell everyone i know all your secrets
the canyon, the octagon, the fists,
the anatomy
was all just a world war disguise
the canyon was made out of fiberglass
friends that would visit, not friends
were more frequent
i might be made out of fiberglass
tell everyone that nothing can grow while
the valley is crawling with spies
tell everyone i know all your secrets
the canyon, the octagon, the fists,
the anatomy
was all just a world war disguise
Friday, January 25, 2008
swim in
it took a silent samurai to pull back the
fragile skin
his training SO precise
on weekends hes the preacher, on weekends
we're the congregation
a silent samurai already knows this
pour me another bone bath
while i quote his benediction
the silent samurai is praying for all of us.
fragile skin
his training SO precise
on weekends hes the preacher, on weekends
we're the congregation
a silent samurai already knows this
pour me another bone bath
while i quote his benediction
the silent samurai is praying for all of us.
Friday, January 18, 2008
it on
on stairs, on a ceiling,
on stares, and on sealings
on once more vacations to radio stations
with valuable minds
caught in analog time
on stares, and on sealings
on once more vacations to radio stations
with valuable minds
caught in analog time
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
sold on
Who's got that Mexican fire grass
I've got the black whiskey blues
A smile without venom's not a smile at all
And a shelter without women's not a shelter at all
I'm the black and yellow tiger who's a speech impeded soldier
with a knack for getting over
7 years of being sober
I've got the black whiskey blues
A smile without venom's not a smile at all
And a shelter without women's not a shelter at all
I'm the black and yellow tiger who's a speech impeded soldier
with a knack for getting over
7 years of being sober
Friday, January 11, 2008
you wanted blood guts
a furniture collector from new hampshire
once passed by me while i was waiting for the bus
when he got like 9 steps away from where i was standing
12 giant coyotes flew out of an unseen forest and tore all of his things to pieces
he was fine, but his stuff was pretty messed up.
once passed by me while i was waiting for the bus
when he got like 9 steps away from where i was standing
12 giant coyotes flew out of an unseen forest and tore all of his things to pieces
he was fine, but his stuff was pretty messed up.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
religion
are you religious?
are you righteous?
are we brothers?
are we breathing still?
is this thing on?
how bout it, guy?
is he ever going to cut it out?
come on.
are you righteous?
are we brothers?
are we breathing still?
is this thing on?
how bout it, guy?
is he ever going to cut it out?
come on.
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