Thursday, January 15, 2009

blister bold

tell the governor about his hobbies, but leave out the part about the horse.
you know how he gets.
seriously, though, why am I stuck in deep space nine? why aren't we 24 days late on our period? why do we still have our period even though we're pregnant and going through menopause? what does a cat have to do to get a drink in here? what does a cat have that I don't got?
the internet.
please help yourself to my cookies- they're making my computer really slow.
YELLOW
GOLD
BRUFFIN 
BRUTAL
MUFFIN

Saturday, January 10, 2009

that see

We've got a weeks work ahead of us and only five and a half minutes to complete it
so let's take this aspirin, this shovel, and this baseball mitt and give it everything we've got