In the spirit of "Epic Movie" "Not Another Teen Movie" and "Scary Movie" I will be directing a movie in the new future called "A Movie Based Off of a Book" in which I will reference, in a very post-modern way, every film, young and old, that has ever based their story off of a book .
Movies based off of a book I will parodize:
-The Davinci Code
-All three LOTR
-All 7 Harry Potters
- To Kill a Mockingbird
-Congo
-The Exorcist
-The Golden Compass
-Every Disney film that follows an existing story
-Oh Brother, Where art thou?
-The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
-Babysitter's Club
-Danny, Champion of the World
-Everything is Illuminated
-Fight Club
-Pet Cemetary
-The Godfather
-It
-The Hunt for Red October
and every other movie based off of a book. It will be the new standard length of 2 1/2 hours long and will star John Stamos, Shelley Duvall, OJ Simpson, and the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
some of
Friday, October 17, 2008
run town
this trunk has been to paris
this trunk has been to jeep
this trunk don't take anthropology
this trunk's been put to sleep
been workin on tryin to work on the blood
the blood of this and every un-generation
this trunk has been to jeep
this trunk don't take anthropology
this trunk's been put to sleep
been workin on tryin to work on the blood
the blood of this and every un-generation
Thursday, October 9, 2008
if so
junior senior broke up on september 26th. i just found out. i am really sad. first the blood brothers, now this. who's next? rooney?
until some
what is forever when you aren't dead
for forever has no consequence
sure, i could say, "lets kiss forever" but at some point there is going to be a break
like after i get old
or you get old
and our skin un-youngs and sags
and our features un-feature
we forget our grade school teachers
and we can't remember watching
army kids with no dads
but just to be cute i am going to say
"lets kiss forever"
for forever has no consequence
sure, i could say, "lets kiss forever" but at some point there is going to be a break
like after i get old
or you get old
and our skin un-youngs and sags
and our features un-feature
we forget our grade school teachers
and we can't remember watching
army kids with no dads
but just to be cute i am going to say
"lets kiss forever"
Thursday, October 2, 2008
whats to
"While punk, disco and hip hop all had immersive, intimate and energetic dance styles that liberated the dancer from his/her mental states – be it the head-spinning b-boy or violent thrashings of a live punk show – the hipster has more of a joke dance. A faux shrug shuffle that mocks the very idea of dancing or, at its best, illustrates a non-committal fear of expression typified in a weird twitch/ironic twist. The dancers are too self-aware to let themselves feel any form of liberation; they shuffle along, shrugging themselves into oblivion."
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
this boy
me: rorybruggeman: i love you
seriously
me: i love you too
rorybruggeman: like i'd get with you so fast
me: r u a h0m0?
rorybruggeman: no way fagg
i'm just saying
i'd get with you
me: oh like friends do sometimes\
rorybruggeman: exactly.
seriously
me: i love you too
rorybruggeman: like i'd get with you so fast
me: r u a h0m0?
rorybruggeman: no way fagg
i'm just saying
i'd get with you
me: oh like friends do sometimes\
rorybruggeman: exactly.
lissa: funny because rory says those things to me all the time
me: that two timing hussy...
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