youre the

tell her something we haven't heard
we want to listen
we want to know everything you're about to tell her
sources tell us that what you are about to tell her will not only change everything
but the words will actually never change at all
if its hard to understand that then i encourage you to look it up
you're great at looking things up
and down
and then up again but once you've made it there you've already
exhausted yourself and your attention span is

shot