In the spirit of "Epic Movie" "Not Another Teen Movie" and "Scary Movie" I will be directing a movie in the new future called "A Movie Based Off of a Book" in which I will reference, in a very post-modern way, every film, young and old, that has ever based their story off of a book .
Movies based off of a book I will parodize:
-The Davinci Code
-All three LOTR
-All 7 Harry Potters
- To Kill a Mockingbird
-Congo
-The Exorcist
-The Golden Compass
-Every Disney film that follows an existing story
-Oh Brother, Where art thou?
-The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
-Babysitter's Club
-Danny, Champion of the World
-Everything is Illuminated
-Fight Club
-Pet Cemetary
-The Godfather
-It
-The Hunt for Red October
and every other movie based off of a book. It will be the new standard length of 2 1/2 hours long and will star John Stamos, Shelley Duvall, OJ Simpson, and the Ghost of Christmas Past.
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that's weird. i didn't ever see this comment or delete it. who the hell is on my account? did i leave myself logged in somewhere?
How do we save the art of fine hat weaving? Simple. Buy as many hats as possible. Increased demand should result in increased supply.
If we want there to be hat weavers in ten years, then hat weavers now must earn more from weaving hats than they can earn by taking a different job. One hundred years ago, even fifty years ago, there simply were not any other ways to earn a living. Now there are.
Hat weavers must earn enough to enjoy a reasonable quality of life. Otherwise, no one will choose to be a hat weaver, now that there are jillions of other occupations to choose from.
PS your movie has already been done:
http://www.bringitonmovie.com/bring-it-on-2.html
chris, it says the post has been removed by the author, not the moderator, meaning that whoever wrote it is the one who deleted it.
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